6.14.2012

How to seduce REAL Straight GUYS.

I'm talking about the real deal, real straight guys. We are talking married guy in the garage (wife asleep in the bedroom), 2am, the smell of cheap "Christmas gift" cologne, the manly funk of a guy that wants to be serviced...
That demands satisfaction... A man that won't be there in the morning...
So yea, I love straight men... A Lot!

when you lay the foundations just right it all falls together. Seriously, when you have it right you'll know about it when you are being dragged into a discrete spot with their cock literally busting out of their pants. This my friend is straight guy perfection...

An please, look the fact is that not every single straight guy is going to end out having sex with you, but there is a nice select group of men, that are ready for guy guy action, (some don't even know it!). Handle them the right way and their pants will be down before you can say Jack Flash!

The key is knowing how to identify the guys that are ready... And Trust me, its not that hard...


You see there are actually 3 different types of straight guys.  Each are very different, and you need to know how to approach. Get it wrong and it might just mean a punch in the face.
You see this is probably the biggest thing that gay guys get wrong when they try to pick up straight guys... They treat them like they were gay! Big mistake... You see in the gay world everything is very forward, very fast, there's no pissing around, it's either going to happen or it's not...

If you want to pick up straight men then this isn't going to work... They are not gay, they don't identify as gay, and god help you if you mention anything gay.

Perhaps the easiest of the straight guys to pick up are the experienced ones... They have been around, they know the deal *and they know what they want*.  These guys are great, as they are pretty forward, and they get to the point fast. As long as they can see that you are low risk, discrete, unlikely to make waves then you are in.

These are the guys that are likely to advertise on internet classified ads, or at least reply to them. They know what they want, and want it fast. These are the guys I loved meeting in places like DC or Vegas.  Let's face it what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but sure as eggs the first thing they are doing when they hit town is logging on looking for action. Let's face it, it's an alternative to cheating on the wife, and it's not like you are sleeping with another woman, nah just hanging with the guys, and fuck it, it's just a blow job.

Of course there are some ads that are better then others, and some sites are just made for this style of action... http://craigslist.org/ is definately the ultimate place to meet these types of guys.  I'll fill you in on thre best wording in a moment, but seriously, once you have got the bait right you need never worry about running out of hot cock to enjoy...

Even better these guys rarely ever cause problems, they are out for one goal - to get off.  As long as you offer the satisfaction they are looking for, you are home and hosed... Of course there are some rare guys that are nothing but trouble, and by trouble it can range from annoying phone calls all the way to assault and in the rare case murder... Yes its' happened.  Guys these are the ones you need to know about and learn to identify fast!  Whatever You Do Don't Fuck With This Type Of Guy.
If you like your teeth and want to be around to pick up hotties some time in the future, this might be the most important thing you read. 

The fact is that not every straight guy is going to be interested in your advances, no matter how good your blow job is or how hot you are.  Guys, you have to be smart about this, whatever you do don't put yourself into danger.

Yes there are some fucking hot gods around, but there are some fucking nut cases as well. The problem is that these guys can look exactly the same... That is why I don't even bother "trying to pick up" straight guys.. I know it sounds bloody hard to believe but I honestly dont, want to know they truth? They are the ones that come onto me!

Yes I know it's the total opposite of what we learn about the bar scene... We are constantly bombarded with lame ass "pick up" lines and other assorted "sure fire methods"...

Shit there is even a guy that teaches magic tricks to help reel in the hot trade... For me? Man that is way too much work... Nup when I am at a bar (if I even bother at all) I am that quiet guy in corner quietly watching what is happening, or perhaps at a table with a group of hot chicks... Now that's a bloody awesome tip... Want to meet real hot guys? Have a few hot female friends, you can't go wrong.

But I digress... You see all this time I am just shooting the shit, normal banter, having a great time, sex is never mentioned, ever! Occasionally there might be a bit of smut, but mate! That's just guy talk... All the time tho there is a sutble dance going on, a gentle to and fro with the ever so slightest tension developing... Yep that's the tension that pulls them in...

And when you are not chasing, it's them that come to you!
Ahh but the joy is in the dance... And this is what brings us to the third type of straight guy... And to be honest these are the ones I love the best...
The guy that's just getting ready to dip his ...ummm toe... you know what I mean
So come on over and let's talk about these guys... The caviar of hot straight blokes!
Finally The Number One Skill You *Must* Master If You Want To Seduce Straight Men

Get this one right and straight cock will flow like cheap champagne at trailer park wedding... You see, as I mentioned before, gay men are used to getting everything the easy way.

Go to a sex club, pick up in under 10 minutes. We get lazy, we forget the game, we forget the sutble signs... The thing about seducing straight blokes is that they don't know any of the gay rules, they only know the straight rules and even then it doesn't mean they are know how to use them!
For successful straight guy seduction you need to go back to the basics and learn the fine art of the courtship dance, well so to speak. You see there could be a wry smile, a quitely spoken "fuck I'm horny" with that glint in the eye that gets me hard in an instant... Or perhaps the sweetest phrase in the world, "fuck it's boring here, let's go have some beers at my place."

That phrase my friend has gotten me more straight cock then I ever imagined.

It's almost like catching a straight guy is like landing a marlin. There is a game, there is give and there is take, sure you might be letting out the line a little but you know, that you are going to be reeling this big one in, and eating it up all before he knows what has happened.

Want to know what is even better? Set the situation right and they will just plain jump into your boat! You just had to have the bait right. You just need to master the signals, the gentle pull, that subtle dropped hint that most guys miss.

It's all about fine tuning your gaydar, trust me when you have this one right you will be pulling in sex like it was going out of fashion - and if you treat them right... they will come back for more and more and even more. So mate, one of the best places I have found to start is to get back in touch with those subtle signals that might have been forgotten since high school.

If everything else had fail.. oh well... try this...

33 comments:

A. Hunter said...

Great post!
Straight guys rules.

Anonymous said...

Thanks A. HUNTER.
that's exactly why I love str8 guys...

Anonymous said...

If Justin Hartley would only be gay. That would be awesome.

Anonymous said...

This is excellent advice! I wish I had read something like this maybe ten or fifteen years ago. Would have same me wasted hours of barking up the wrong tree (and a few cases of getting into the kinds of trouble you talk about).

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

So over

Shane said...

So, what's the best wording to use in the CraigsList ads?

Anonymous said...

Ah I watch gay porn but I'm not gay.... What to do

Anonymous said...

I am a straight married man, but lately I have had an oral fixation. I wish some would hurry up and seduce me! Haha!

Anonymous said...

I am a straight married man, but lately I have had an oral fixation. I wish some would hurry up and seduce me! Haha!

Anonymous said...

Hey I am up

Anonymous said...

I've sucked quite a few married str8 men, and 99% have cum back for more. When i flick their hole with my tongue they love it. (Something most have never had done before). They know that i loved sucking their cock when its all over.

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Tiger Milner said...

I really enjoy Str8 men. Crossing a line for them makes it so intense. It's all about their cock and showing them you know alot about making men cum. Best thing is once you get them off, they will be back for more.

Get the facts said...

Only one thing wrong in all of this - STRAIGHT men do not have sex with ANY men. Period. STRAIGHT, HETEROSEXUAL males do NOT engage in ANY kind of gay sex. HOWEVER - BISEXUAL men do. Doesn't mean that these men labeled as bisexual go around having sex with other men all the time, or that they lead a life as such, it just means they've got a physical attraction to other men and have always had it, secretly yearned to experience it, etc. and at some point they WILL act on that attraction, whether married, single, etc. But REALLY straight males do NOT have sex with other men. Think about it like this, gay fellas reading this, are all those of you who claim to be GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, in these least bit interested in putting your tongue or cock in a vagina? NO. Most likely not. In fact, the sheer thought of having sex with a female turns you off so much your dick shrivels up and practically disappears. OK - SAME WITH ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT MALES. The thought of a dude in any sexual manner, turns them off and in most cases, revolts them. So let's just get the labels right so there isn't confusion and so that bad decisions aren't made after reading this "guide".

GET THE FACTS said...

Only one thing wrong in all of this - STRAIGHT men do not have sex with ANY men. Period. STRAIGHT, HETEROSEXUAL males do NOT engage in ANY kind of gay sex. HOWEVER - BISEXUAL men do. Doesn't mean that these men labeled as bisexual go around having sex with other men all the time, or that they lead a life as such, it just means they've got a physical attraction to other men and have always had it, secretly yearned to experience it, etc. and at some point they WILL act on that attraction, whether married, single, etc. But REALLY straight males do NOT have sex with other men. Think about it like this, gay fellas reading this, are all those of you who claim to be GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, the least bit interested in putting your tongue or cock in a vagina? NO. Most likely not. In fact, the sheer thought of having sex with a female turns you off so much your dick shrivels up and practically disappears. OK - SAME WITH ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT MALES. The thought of a dude in any sexual manner, turns them off and in most cases, revolts them. So let's just get the labels right so there isn't confusion and so that bad decisions aren't made after reading this "guide".

Anonymous said...

you should seduce me im straight but im open to guys...

Anonymous said...

Am a gay guy and am looking for married guy to fuck me. Know y? Because I think married guys have big dicks and am craving a big huge dick

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Anonymous said...

He will. Trust me. Wave hi to him and smile and look at him. I've been with only married Mexican and farm workers latin men for 10 years.

Anonymous said...

Pretty good tips. I live this lifestyle - hooking up with married guys with children - I do it differently but it's an easy science and I have a bunch to choose between. It's true they will stay around if you please them right but all of this is NOT easy at all. I think only a certain type of 'gay' guy can get away with this, though. Be careful.

Anonymous said...

I'm gay and I have known this guy since high school and we are really close. He's hot and I want to suck him but he's straight and watches porn. Now we are going to the same high school and he's telling me that I'm his best friend and that I'm sleeping under his bed. He also jokes with me and calls me bitch. Does this mean anything? Any advice on how to get him? Thanks

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I never got the str8 thing. These guys aren't str8, they just call themselves str8. They're bi (I do think at least 1/2 of men are able to be bi sexually without too much difficulty). I know that doesn't turn on the str8 chasers very much, but hey, let's face reality here. Tons of married men contact me, and virtually every single one of them call themselves bi or gay. Every so often one labels themselves as str8 (they contacted ME for Christ's sake) and I just have to laugh. They're only fooling themselves.

Anonymous said...

I never got the str8 thing. These guys aren't str8, they just call themselves str8. They're bi (I do think at least 1/2 of men are able to be bi sexually without too much difficulty). I know that doesn't turn on the str8 chasers very much, but hey, let's face reality here. Tons of married men contact me, and virtually every single one of them call themselves bi or gay. Every so often one labels themselves as str8 (they contacted ME for Christ's sake) and I just have to laugh. They're only fooling themselves.

Anonymous said...

I never got the str8 thing. These guys aren't str8, they just call themselves str8. They're bi (I do think at least 1/2 of men are able to be bi sexually without too much difficulty). I know that doesn't turn on the str8 chasers very much, but hey, let's face reality here. Tons of married men contact me, and virtually every single one of them call themselves bi or gay. Every so often one labels themselves as str8 (they contacted ME for Christ's sake) and I just have to laugh. They're only fooling themselves.

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Anonymous said...

I completely agree with anonymous above. Let's stop with this "straight" fetish. It's childish, to say the least.

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